i have worn windbreakers, sneakers, sweaters and purses that i’ve found on the street. i have smoked drugs, eaten pizza, and drank beers that I found on the street. i have spent money, played with toys, and slept on couches that i have found on the street. (mattresses are ALWAYS a no no.) today i found an open envelope with a wedding invitation inside and RSVP’d without hesitation, officially taking my street game to new heights.
like my credit card, this wedding invitation was lost by the USPS, having found it a few blocks from its desired destination. connect the dots and justify my actions: i’ll fraudulently attend nichol and josh’s wedding to avenge my credit card’s fraudulent charges because sometimes life makes perfect sense and is really fair.