this is the perfect place to get jumped

Month: February, 2014

i want to share a dream i had last week

There was a hole in the head of my penis, for the pee to come out, and there was a little fluff, like laundry lint that was stuck inside and hanging out of that hole.

The fluff wouldn’t budge when I tugged it, so I squeezed the head of my penis and widened the hole to get a better look and maybe loosen it.

When my hole widened, I peeled the head back like tulip petals, which didn’t shock or repulse me, despite my typical genital transmogrification queasiness.

Curiosity drove me; I love to peel, but didn’t know that this painless, seemingly straightforward operation was possible.

The peeling revealed two rows of nubby teeth on opposite sides of the hole, and the laundry fluff entwined between my penis teeth. I tugged, but it didn’t come loose.

right here


My friends Laura and Miles have graciously included one of my videos in their show at Grace Exhibition Space (840 Broadway) this Friday alongside other great performers and artists.

This will be the first time that my work will be seen in a physical place at a specific date and time since 2010, so it would be nice to see you there.

Below is a new video I recently completed. Leave your feedback in the comments section on YouTube.

new phonos

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during lunch

cell phonos

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