Just Now

by plermpt

This is the last time I act a gentleman while waiting on line:

My arms were full of supplies to fix a shattered bong, yet I let a pretty, young, pregnant woman with a  nose ring ahead of me to return her mattress cover. Clumsy bitch dropped her change as the manager passed it to her, and I bent down to retrieve it. Along with the change I gave her a folded stack of dollar bills nestled in the corner where counter met floor.

As I placed it in her palm with the change I realized that she didn’t drop it. She quickly exited the store with a shit eating smirk on her face without even saying thanks. She probably needed it more than me anyway.

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